“This book truly lives up to its title. It’s a hilarious compendium of extraordinarily bad decisions that last FOREVER. If you ever thought of getting tattoo of a beef-chicken, Michael Moore, or an ejaculating penis, maybe after reading this book you’ll think again. I laughed, I cried, I gawked. But mostly I just gawked and laughed. Actually I only gawked and laughed.” (Michael Showalter, comedian )

“Either I’m dumb or super advanced, but the tattoo of the dinosaur wearing the fanny pack is pretty amazing. I don’t think of NO REGRETS as a joke book actually–it’s an ideas book. Is getting a light-bulb tattooed on my forehead pushing it? I didn’t think so either. Thanks guys!” (Lesley Arfin, Vice magazine columnist and author of Dear Diary )